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13.06.2025 11:50

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why do we exist, and why are we conscious?
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Would you let your son wear leggings to school?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Why is my ex still keeping in touch with me even though she dumped me?
No go.
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What pleasure do guys get by sucking female breasts?
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
My friend asked my crush and he said my crush hates me but not in a rude way. What does that mean?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
Why did Britain steal Gibraltar from Spain?
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes