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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 11:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

‘Dirty Dozen’ 2025: The 12 Most Contaminated Fruits and Vegetables - Food & Wine

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why do we exist, and why are we conscious?

share office space ...

Thumbs down again.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why do people immediately disregard subjects such as flat earth, without opening their minds/taking time to research?

Everyone loved it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

Would you let your son wear leggings to school?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why is my ex still keeping in touch with me even though she dumped me?

No go.

Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What pleasure do guys get by sucking female breasts?

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading

My friend asked my crush and he said my crush hates me but not in a rude way. What does that mean?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

Unacceptable again!

Why did Britain steal Gibraltar from Spain?

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Is Melania still angry that she failed as a model? Why is she so cold and hostile? Why did she blame everyone for her actions in her trite book?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

Still no good.

Why are girls supposed to have a stereotypical "hourglass" body shape, and why if you dont have an "hourglass" body shape you get treated differently? It doesnt make any sense to me.

Freaks and Cheeks

So they tried

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes